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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 05:02

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Was Adam white or black (African)?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why is North Korea a jail?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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